(Translating this interview too becauseeeeee I can’t believe how dumb and romanchikku these two are UGH UGH I LOVE THEM ;w; This is really long though jfc it took me like five hours to do D|| PLEASE READ IT I WORKED SO HARD AND YAMAE IS REALLY IMPORTANT.)
Maeyama: For today’s Japanese dance-off, having to show off our dance one by one at the end and stuff reminded me a bit of the D-Boys Special Audition training camp.
Yamada: Now that you mention it… But recently I’ve spent too much time with Mae-chan, so my memories of that time are disappearing… (laughs)
Maeyama: That’s true. By now most of my memories with Yuuki are of him coming over to my house and playing games, I guess…. because Yuuki comes over and spends the night at my house like five days a week. (laughs)
Yamada: Mae-chan’s taking care of me like a pet (laughs)
Maeyama: That’s because I’m a dog trainer! (Note: Refers to Hero Vision 48, where Mae won a dog training competition against You-chan and Arai-kun) But, you’re not a dog, are you, Yuuki? You’re the king.
Yamada: That’s right, they call me “King” at Mae-chan’s house. The reason is, when I’m at Mae-chan’s house, I don’t do any work at all. (laughs) By the way, Mae-chan’s “Queen,” and Shiramata Atsushi is “Jack.” Shiramata has the lowest position! (laughs)
Maeyama: He keeps the minimum of manners for staying over, but Yuuki makes himself too comfortable at my house. (laughs) Geez, you stay over too much, seriously.
Yamada: But you’d be lonely without me, right?
Maeyama: Who says! (laughs)
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
it’s very upsetting when you can’t even see a fucking picture of a character you like without smiling like a dork and having to look away because you can’t handle it. you can’t handle their face. you can’t handle them. it is too much. they are too much. you can’t do it. you can’t